Author's Note: Well, now we know what we get when we breed boredom and having to write an essay that you have not even the slightest input about. Regardless, I hope this catastrophic mess brings a smile to your face, like it did to me.
It has been so many years since our founding fathers established America. Most of the things they did were good. But some of the other things they did were bad. Yes, they set up some rules that were good, but that was at the time. Other rules that they didn't make would have come in handy in later years.
Some of the things that they did right were that they made freedom of speech. Now, we can talk freely. They also made other rules, and we can talk freely. Talking freely is good. When we talk freely we can show how we feel. That is a good thing. Sam likes talking freely.
They did bad things. They didn't make equal rights. Women were not able to vote. That is a mean thing to do. WOMEN HAB SOLS! They also made black people feel bad. They treated black people with no respect, and made them slaves. BLAHCK PEOPLE HAB SOLS, TOO! R. E. S. P. E. C. T. find out what it means to me R. E. S. P. E. C. T!
Lastly, I just wanted to say that the first dudes that set up America were alright. They did some cool things, but some other things were not cool. Either way, we are still here, and in one piece, so thank you founding dudes! The end.
This is amazingly funny. There was so much personality and voice in here. :) Awesome job.
ReplyDelete